If you own parrots, you know the feeling — someone’s talking to you, but your bird starts doing something hilarious, chaotic, or adorable… and suddenly, you’re distracted.
This “I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m With My Parrots” Hoodie perfectly sums up what it’s like to live with birds who demand all of your attention.
Featuring a striking geometric parrot graphic, this hoodie is ideal for conure owners, ringneck lovers, cockatiel keepers, African grey families, macaw fanatics, and anyone deeply devoted to their feathered companions.
✨ Premium Features:
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High-quality Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie
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Printed using premium DTF (Direct-To-Film) technology — brighter colours, sharper artwork, and far superior durability compared to standard vinyl or basic print-on-demand prints
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Vibrant geometric parrot artwork
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Unisex fit, true to size
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Extremely comfortable for everyday wear
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A fun, relatable gift for parrot owners, bird lovers, and exotic pet keepers
Why parrot keepers love it:
Because parrots ARE the main character. Whether they’re screaming, cuddling, talking, biting your buttons, or climbing the curtains — they always steal your attention. This hoodie celebrates that chaotic, lovable reality.
❤️ Every purchase helps support The Bird Lounge mission: rescuing, rehabilitating, and caring for birds in purpose-built aviaries. Your support genuinely makes a difference.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |